Friday, November 23, 2007

More Games 4 Bitches



I was reading Kotaku today. I don't read Kotaku for the news, mind you, I was looking for articles that reference yours truly. There was a post about this upcoming game Coolest Girl in School, an RPG for mobile phones. It teaches future leaders and maybe a few presidential interns how to "lie, bitch, and flirt" their way to success and a false sense self-esteem (the same feeling you get as a level 80 dwarf in WOW). Apparently some Canadians aren't happy about it.


I don't see what the big fucking deal is. Some are describing this game as GTA for girls. If you could give handjobs for smack, I'd be inclined to agree, but I think it will be closer to Bratz meets... well... I guess the Bratz are slutty enough as it is. These themes are not new to women's entertainment. They have been present in books, movies, and television since chicks learned to read, drive, and work a remote. Sex & the City was a total whorefest and my wife loved it. Perhaps a little too much...


You may hear more about this game before its release. Newsertainment likes to make parents afraid of teenage music, movies, and games. It reinforces the notion that the world has become a scary place since their carefree days tripping on acid during an orgy at Woodstock.

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